Definite Swagger
1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen
dude 1: hey who’s that new guy who just walked into the party?
girl 1: i don’t know, but he has definite swagger. i think i’ll go f-ck him.
girl 2: yeah… me too.
girl 3: i’m dtf
girl 4: i want his swagger inside me.
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