deflecturbation
– feeling joy and an innate sense of pleasure from purposely deflecting from a given subject to a totally unrelated subject.
example: what karl rove did the night of the 2012 elections when he realized that republicans had lost the presidency. he used republican math to deflect from the facts; which resulted in his deflecturbation — an act that made him feel better but had nothing to do with reality.
every time sam does not wish to talk about the subject at hand, he uses deflecturbation as a means of giving himself great pleasure, joy and solace.
use in another sentence: sally wisely used deflecturbation on tom when he asked where she’d been all night. her deflecturbation made him forget to be mad and made him feel immensely better.
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