Defoed
the act of having a midnight dalliance with a professional football player
danielle lloyd has been defoed once again
short for deformed. can be used as a put-down or to explain how something looks.
“that car is defo’ed looking.”
“shut the f-ck up, you defo’ed piece of sh-t.”
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