Defpotec Sex
engaging wild, unusual, or new kinky s-xual encounters (first time -n-l, first time f-lch-ng, getting your red wings, ect) with a long time s-xual partner when, at the conclusion of the encounter, you just feel dirty and or have a hard time maintaining eye contact and never want to speak of said encounter but both of you liked it and will do it again together
person 1 – man, (wife’s name) and i had some incredible defpotec s-x last night.
person 2 – oh yeah, what did you do
person 1 – we used a free range chicken, i felt so dirty afterwards but it was fantastic.
person 2 – what about (wife’s name)?
person 1 – i don’t know we didn’t talk about it, i couldn’t even look her in the eye after, but i did see her online looking for live chicken suppliers this morning.
person 2 – score!
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