defuckalize
a vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, -n-lyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem
friend 1: hey dude what are you doing
friend 2: i am attempting to def-ckalize the b-st-rdized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and -ssist you with it
friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive
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