defuckify
to reverse the f-cked-up-ness of a f-cked up sleep schedule.
“maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule.”
“i have one — it’s just f-cked up.”
“then maybe you should def-ckify.”
the eventual act of regaining one’s sanity after a prolonged duration of a (poorly thought out) substance-induced altered state of consciousness.
“i called in sick to my parents. i can’t see them right now. i need to def-ckify”.
…let’s have some wine. it will help. i swear. (10:30 am)
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