defunkification


the process of removing yourself from a funky environment and relocating to a sterile, unfunky one. this process should be done gradually and is similar to the process of decompression that divers must undergo to avoid the bends. in other words: once you get that funk in your trunk, you can’t just wake up and dump it out like junk.
i’ve been staying in new orleans for a long while, but now it’s time to move on to portland. i need a little defunkification in memphis before i go though, otherwise i’ll end up with a case of acute afunkitis.

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