dehydrated walrus
a subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can’t seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. she is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete c-ck block. she will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because n-body will f-ck a dehydrated walrus.
“i will never get a shot with mary. her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank.”
bar tender – “sorry sir we have no shmirnoff, bud lights, or twisted teas. that pack of dehydrated walruses have d-mn near drank this bar dry!”
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