Deipnophobia
fear of dinner conversations.
a. “so, jim. what exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
b. “sorry sir, i don´t understand your question.”
a. oh jim! we invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with julia.”
b. “but… sir…”
a. “sir what? do you have deipnophobia? for christ´s sake. it´s a simple question.”
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