Delali
one of a kind (bet you can’t find more than one in any given state), trustworthy, man-crushable, pretty fly, has an increasingly disturbing attraction to shoes. most likely every one else in the family has a normal name, but attempted to get back to their “roots” when they named him. he’s good natured, but will defend his friends at go time.
joey: so i totally scuffed one of his shoes yesterday.
chelsea: oh g-d. what happened?
joey: he just laughed. then someone stepped on my flipflop. he chased them down the street and beat them with said flipflop.
chelsea: what a delali.
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