delapiss
when you take a sh-t, wipe your -ss clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a “delayed p-ss” looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:”all done?”
#1:”that was the most magnificent sh-te ever.”
#2:”cool, let’s go”
#1:*stops for a second*
#1″gotta go back.”
#2:”what? you just finished!”
#1″nah man, got some delap-ss in there.”
#2:”sucks dude.”
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