Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina


it’s like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it’s for life.
b-tchy girl: ugh. can’t sleep.
clever boy: stroke yourself.
b-tchy girl: get a life.
clever boy: done. got it at walmart.
b-tchy girl: awesome.
clever boy: someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the v-g-n-.
b-tchy girl: how rude are you right now?
clever boy: enough to be called rude. i guess that’s obvious, though.

at this point i’d recommend a snack. say, doritos. or yogurt. yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
b-tchy girl: honestly, f-ck off.
clever boy: you should have your own show on mtv.

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