delivery boy
similar to the s-x stunt, “the danza”, the delivery boy is performed when a guy is having s-x with a girl from behind.
other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
as the dude is about to c-m he announces “ding dong”, imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
when the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (yes, a real slice of pizza)
after the ‘pizza slap’ occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the ‘delivery’ has been made:
“here’s the extra sauce!” (…and proceed to -j-c-l-t-)
feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
“dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my d-ck. we had that pizza on the table from last night…i couldn’t help but do the “delivery boy” on her!”
similar to the s-x stunt, “the danza”, the delivery boy is performed when a guy is having s-x with a girl from behind.
other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
as the dude is about to c-m he announces “ding dong”, imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
when the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (yes, a real slice of pizza)
after the ‘pizza slap’ occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the ‘delivery’ has been made:
“here’s the extra sauce!” (…and proceed to -j-c-l-t-)
feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
“dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my d-ck. we had that pizza on the table from last night…i couldn’t help but do the “delivery boy” on her!”
a rapper, some one who can deliver disses easily when he raps
yo mc vodka is a real delivery boy when he freestyles
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