Delivery Panic
when you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can’t seem to tell them what you want. instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
ring ring
pizza box, how may i help you?
uhhh ummm eh! you got food there?
yeah yeah we got food. what do you want!
umm!!! uhhh! lemme write it down and call you back.
click
darn, i wasn’t ready for the trick questions. i had a “delivery panic.”
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