dell


a term to describe being ripped off.
dude, you’ve got a dell!

exploding dell laptop
1) something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) a company as reliable as a r-t-rded mailman.
3) a term for marijuana
4) a liar
5) something that looks good but doesn’t actually work
6) makes microsoft look smart

dells don’t work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. so go get an e-machine or a compaq!
1) dude my computer turned into a dell last night when i left my weed on it for too long!
2) that company is so dell.
3) lets go smoke some dell!
4) she got in trouble for delling.
5) man it looked good but it’s actualy sh-t! it must be dell!
6) dude i’m so delled that bill gates is raping me and i don’t care
a computer manufacturer, just like compaq, hp, emachines, packard bell, micron…
i called dell for tech support and the phone rang in india. i had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but they still had parts in stock for my 10-year-old optiplex.

i called hp for tech support and the phone rang in india. i had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, and he told me they don’t support or have parts for my computer anymore, even though it’s only 6 months old.

i called compaq for tech support and the phone rang in india. i had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but i finally found out it was the same guy i was talking to at hp.

i called emachines for tech support and i don’t know where the phone rang, and i don’t think the guy on the other end did either.

i called packard bell for support and found out that they don’t do business in the united states any more. well, i needed a new boat anchor anyway.

i called micron for tech support and the phone rang at an ice cream shop in peoria.

i called the largest electronics outsourcers in malaysia and china, and found out that they make all the parts for all the computers of all brands.

don’t like your dell? don’t blame your neighbor for the bad parts. they took away his job and gave it to some poor guy in india for 20 rupees a week. do you really expect someone who’s making 15 cents an hour to give a sh-t about what he’s building?

all m-ss produced computers are the same. they all break. if your computer never breaks, you haven’t owned it long enough. get over it.
rhymes with h-ll
1. a cr-ppy computer.
2. anything that’s broken.
“my computer’s a dell, and my tv’s delled.”

“call the repairman for both.”
slang term for feces, or dung. also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of sh-t.
“that is a big pile of dell”
“that dell stinks”
“dell” is an synonym for “slow”
your computer is dell.

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