Delusional Dave
delusional dave: a person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.
started by several redditors.
amy: frank was being such a delusional dave today. i told him i wasn’t interested, he thought i was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.
julie: oh my god, i told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional dave and said “she just wants me to prove my love”
a comic character. he is later joined by erk the alien in which they end up like a grown up version of calvin and hobbes
delusional dave is the sort of guy that questions the cup instead of wondering if it’s half full or half empty.
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