demon girl
the type of girl some half-angel creatures / nerds / dorks / sickos / metalheads would kill to find. she is best described as a complete psychopath, has more than five piercings and/or tattoos, often has a take-charge att-tude (or a defensive, submissive one) and more than one personality disorder, several attempted suicides, a fetish for knives and other edged weapons and a criminal record longer than one’s forearm (-ssault and/or possession among the charges). they also (usually) know how to shoot a gun better than most men. although a woman like this is usually avoided and reffered to as “evil b-tch”, the difference between a demon girl and an evil b-tch is that the demon girl actually has a soft, emotional and loyal center beneath her extremely defensive/offensive exterior which she only shows to the one or whatever she considers the next best thing after having an actual rough life.
if a guy finds a demon girl, it is advised that he either run away or get ready for a relationship comparable to pulling a bus across london bridge with your teeth. and if he pulls through, he’ll most likely end up with a woman worth marrying…either that or on the five o’clock news as the latest murder victim. either way…it’s a h-lluva gamble.
off to find a demon girl i go!
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