demopocalypse
an it term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. the demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it’s reputation. a demopocalypse is most often brought on by -sshat managers or sales people who didn’t even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
question: are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?
answer: no. our cio promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. mind proofing my resume?
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