Demtard
most members of the democratic party.
any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the democratic party, without question.
a teacher in elmira, new york asked her 6th grade cl-ss how many of them were obama fans.
not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little johnny.
the teacher asked little johnny why he has decided to be different…again.
little johnny said, “because i’m not a demtard.”
the teacher asked, “why aren’t you an obama fan?”
johnny said, “because i’m a republican.”
the teacher asked him why he’s a republican.
little johnny answered, “well, my mom’s a republican and my dad’s a republican can, so i’m a republican.”
annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
with a big smile, little johnny replied, “that would make me a demtard”
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