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  the act of fingering a girl from the out side of her pants. usally results in the girl gettings sore or raw. jhn- why is nicole walking weird? bru- because i gave her a denim tickle last night jhn- shes that sore? bru- no she isnt walking like that cuz shes sore. shes walkign like […]

• Denver Patten

  see: chuck norris 1. s-xy 2. gets all the ladies 3. just cant be beat omfg that dude is awsome no he is a denver patten

• Deprious

  the state of being both amused and depressed from an event, story, or by someone. depressing and hilarious. little kids yelling at each other. letting ahhnold run for president.

• Gauge Fucking

  gauge f-cking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you f-ck the sh-t out of her ears threw the hole. ron: did you hear what happend to sally […]

• Shmaaah

  a term used to express that you have literally no way to reply to a statement. it is commonly used in texting, but can be used in real life as well. person a: so the kangaroo says, “get your own monkey!” person b: rofl!!! xd person a: shmaaah!

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