Dendrophiliac
(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.
other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumb-sses who can’t spell. you should also look up “dendrophilia”
a person who f-cks plants.
“man, oh, man. i got thorns all over my d-ck from that rose bush i had yesterday” adam the dendrophiliac said.
tree lovin’ hippie sc-m; dan magner
dude, dan magner is such a dendrophiliac, i saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh-t to that tree.
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