denim bike rack
when seeing a woman in really tight jeans from the front (or very rarely seen on the rear) and being able to fit your bike tire in the gap and use it as a denim bike rack.
look how big the gap in “suzie”s jeans are. we can use it as a denim bike rack while we go in the store.
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