denim dyke
a rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. short red dyk–ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen’s ensemble.
-snort snort-
“hey, who let the pig into bob’s restaurant?”
-turns around-
“oh, never mind, it’s just that denim dyk- again.”
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