Dennis
a f-ggot
“dennis kim is a f-ggot”
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. he’s always there for you when you need him and he’s someone you can count on. he doesn’t know how special of a guy he is. he’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter’s night. he’s the s-xiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, i know i am, i’m thankful for him everyday. he’s stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. he’s the perfect guy to have in your life. any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers…i love you dennis!
what an amazing guy, i love him! he’s such a dennis!
method of moving in on a girl so she’ll fall for you so hard she’ll never recover.
d- demonstrate value
e- engage physically
n- nurture independence
n- neglect emotionally
i- inspire hope
s- separate entirely
do it right.
you dennis-ed that girl so hard she’s yours forever.
a fun-loving dude. loves to collect things and display them for all his friends to see. great family man will always come through for people he loves. shy at first but once he gets started he doesn’t stop! the s-x is amazing!
that dennis sure is a keeper!
i wish my husband were more like jane’s dennis!
slang term for someone with a p-n-s over 12 inches
that man says ‘he has a dennis’ but his wife says otherwise.
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing b–bs.
2. v; the act of b–bs (or the owner of said b–bs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.
i dont know how to describe how amazing he is..hes just so dennis
so funny and amazing. always has something interesting to say. likes to chill and have a good time. is very sweet and will always be there for you.
don’t you just love a dennis?
i wish i was more like dennis.
why can’t you be a dennis?
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