Dennis Moment
(den.nes moh.munt) n. a momentary lapse in judgment, wherein a person becomes pompous and pretentious; bombastically overwhelmed by trivial matters.
“bob was flying off the handle about how the fork is supposed to go next to the spoon. he was definitely having a dennis moment.”
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