dental floss

the underwear women wear nowadays
i’m a trenduie, with my gap hoodie, jeans and dental floss.
good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove p-b-s from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed
guy 1: “i heard that she’s well hairy that girlfriend of yours”

guy 2: “better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?”

guy 3: “nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge.” <-embarr-ssed->

guy 4: “what’s that in your pocket then?” <-points to dental floss->
a product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly har-ssed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
dentist: i see you do not use dental floss.
man: yes i just don’t have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
dentist: oh well uhh… you have gingevitus then!!
chinese or j-panese person’s blindfold.
“give some dental floss on ping’s eyes, he’s about to go to sleep.”
the most common form of contresption also known as condom
“i gave her teeth a good flossing!”

“dad, mum i kneed to buy some dental floss”
when a girl wheres a thong to scr-pe off the excess poo from her -n-s after she took a dump!
“ew! look at that girl! she’s wearing dental floss! i guess she doesn’t like to wipe or is too lazy to”