Dented can
when someone appears perfect or to have it “all together” like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf…but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.
stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching bridget jone’s diary…what a dented can!
a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. the condition gets worst after 35. after 40 they become an old maid.
it’s like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. it started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and n-body liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
cameron’s gl-ss loving girlfriend.
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