Denterexic
when someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.
jim: “my teeth look so yellow today.”
bob: “dude your teeth look completely fine. they actually look pretty white today.”
jim: “oh, we’ll i’m just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway.”
bob: “wow you actually have a problem. you might even be denterexic.”
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