deprection
an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness
my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my c-ck. i couldn’t help but get a deprection.
n. the feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. related to s-xual frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. often ends with drunken masturbation.
i just remembered this really hot s-x i had with my ex. i really wanted to f-ck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that i might never have s-x again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. huuuuge deprection.
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