depressed egg
that unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those zoloft commercials.
-unhappy looking egg- are you unhappy alot? do you not have any energy anymore? did you lose intrest in things you once loved? well get used to it. life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze ’cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. -unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff-
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