der heist


‘der heist’ is the name given to any bad-ss theft of liquor from your local supermarket by college students. the first of such was done in 2008.

as english as the word “heist” actually is, ‘der heist’ is usually said in a heavy german accent.
toomy: man, we’re outa beer n-gg-!!!1one!!1
loomy: lets go on der heist.

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