derby ‘ard
derby ‘ard is slang for sporting an erection watching a young boys soccer game. it can also be used for getting excited over a young priest, sheep, midgets or amputees. also if you like movies that include kicking or killing babies. derby is a w-nk city on the banks of the river derwent in derbyshire. the derby man milk museum of l-sty boys lies in the derwent valley. west of the river are the derby museum and g-y art gallery, home to joseph wright paintings of pre-p-b-scent erections, and gothic derby cathedral. southeast along the river, derby county football (soccer) club plays at the iw-nk stadium. in the northwest, markeaton park offers a craft village and a boating lake. it’s w-nk too.
did you see michael jackson at the choir boys rehearsal? he was derby ‘ard!
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