Dereck
dereck’s are intelligent men who are honor bound to what they say. a dereck you see on the street is not the dereck you will see in a bar. he wears many faces. if you are a close friend of a dereck you will know that they are someone you could rely on. something to look for is the c-ckiness of this man, for he will over exaggerate his experiences, and make it seem like he is the best. well … thats because he is. moral judgement and a strength of will is compensation for not going with his gut feeling on any givin situation. all around good guy but, lacks the ability to be social at any given time.
jessica frowned with dissatisfaction at karli, “i don’t get it … he a genuine nice guy when we are hanging out with each other one on one, but when he’s with his friends … it seems like he makes jokes just to get the laugh even if it’s on me.”
karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many derecks before, “sounds like a regular -sshole to me.”
a beautiful man with goals in life
everyone wants a dereck
unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. obnoxious. loud. will always get you red roses even when you tell him not to. acts like he knows everything. always has to be right. liar. ridiculous. likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. actually male, but never acts like it. perv. will grate on your last nerve. clingy. always has to be in contact with you. annoying. repet-tve. never talk to a dereck. he will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
obsessive. self-centered. sn-b. not fun. won’t take you out on dates. prefers to stay at home. boring. lazy. eats like a pig. drama queen. pouty. cusses. overreacts!
will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.
talks using incorrect grammar. tries to be cool. fails. hypocrite. bipoplar to the max.
“girl, stay away from him.”
“why?”
“because he is such a dereck.”
“ew.”
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