dereliction of doody
the state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
by the 4th night of p-ssover, my m-ssive consumption of matzah caused such a dereliction of doody that i could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
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