Dermaghan
“derm-a-han”
1. noun. shortened form of dermot murnaghan – an english devon-born news presenter -ssociated with the bbc and sky news.
2. verb. to speak and (inadvertently or intentionally) put large amounts of emphasis on around half of the words.
//dermaghan; dermaghaner, dermaghanist, dermaghanise, dermaghaning
1. leticia: who’s that chap who did eggheads?
irving: dermaghan…
2. julius, the history teacher: now today cl-ss we will be doing a starter to get us up and ready for work. you will have to guess which prominent historical figure i am. ahem. “it is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be rationed.”
alice, sn-gg-ring to comrade: geez isla, was it the guy who baptised the baby off the vicar of dibley?
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