derp

the contemporary dnc and gop parties are one party. the derps.

ignore what they say, watch what they do!

your common derp wants government spending and lots of it. derps don’t care if they have to borrow it’s only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. the only difference between the dnc and the gop is what the spending goes toward. they’re consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. the generation x women wear the pants in the derp house and they represent the marginal power of the derp vote.

if you’re into programmed reality tv shows, the derps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a derp resolution.

bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
a simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. brought to life in the south park series, when mr. derp made a guest apperance at south park elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming “derp!”
i am t0tally c00l3r than 7u n00bs.

derp.
a phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous.
shannon: i wonder what frozen ice cream tastes like… ?

peta: derp
herp da derp derpa derp. a derpity

derpity herpa derp derp. derp derp

derp. a herp derp herpity derpity derp.
derp 1: herp derp?

derp 2: derp.

derp 1: derpa herp derp derp?

derp 2: derp…
1- an expression of disdain towards an obvious joke, usually something having to do with slapstick or foolish behavior.

2- to describe a foolish or clumsy individual. one who is blissfully ignorant or unaware of their surroundings.

3- to do something foolish, clumsy, or silly.
1)
movie character- “oh man, i accidentally put laxatives in the princ-p-l’s coffee!”

movie theater patron- “derp!”

2)
john- “lauren was bringing in the birthday cake, but she couldn’t see where she was going so she knocked the houseplant over”

kelly – “yeah, she means well, but she’s pretty derpy sometimes”

3)
walt- “i think my favorite disney character is goofy. he was derpin’ before derp was even a word”
1) the sound of a brain-fart, usually when a fairly smart person says something that’s rather silly by accident or the wrong word or can’t think of what to say.

2) breaking something or crashing into something due to thinking too much.

3) being silly and not caring what other people think of you. see dork
“it’d work better if you used contrasting colors. no, not contrasting — contrasting. not contrasting! you should use contrast-gah! do you know what i’m trying to say?”
“complimentary?”
“derp! yes! thank you!”

“did you hear the professor walked into a wall today while working on his latest thesis?”
“ha! no i didn’t. he’s such a derp”
when someone does something stupid, weird,”special”, odd,
making a weird face is an example of a derp. (izzy)

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