derplock
a derplock is a person who is a mother f-cking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has s-x. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so s-xy and have the best body and very h-rny all the time. the word lock means
a wh-r-….an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a sl-t but if a guy f-cks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has s-x with ladies but they are all spy’s but s-x spys. (derplocks)
emma robertson is an example of a derplock
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