derpster
one who derps. derp!!!!
1. tom: “dude, gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!”
john: “what a friggin’ derpster!”
2. “bernie just screwed me on my car loan. i’ll get that derpster if it’s the last thing i do!”
a hipster who tries so hard to be hip that they act derpy all the time.
that guy wears plaid shirts with purple pants. what a derpster!
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