derptagonist
an unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent’s intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.
derptagonist: i saw a moving star last night! -derp-
smart person: i highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through sp-ce fast enough for it to be noticeable on earth. i didn’t hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
derptagonist: dude that’s the most r-t-rded thing i’ve ever heard.
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