Derptastic
cause : an action performed that is bound to go wrong because it hasnt been thought out right by the derp
effect: extremely awkward situation.
john meets his girlfriend jen and hugs her.
john: hi baby! i missed you!
jen: babe i missed you too!
hug
john’s best friend sam who is also around hugs them both and wants to say “group hug” but says “threesome”.
jen: you just killed it .killed it.
john(dissappointed): derptastic dude.
sam: derpa derpa derp.hurr
a combination of derp and fantastic. can be used at anytime and is appropriate for almost any situation.
jim: “i just totally hooked up with your cousin.” jacob: “that’s derptastic, considering she has herpes and is addicted to cocaine and doritos.”
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