Derpy
ridiculous; random; silly usually to describe another person or image.
that picture looks really derpy.
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awkward or embarr-ssing, especially pertaining to a person.
“man, that guy is so awkward!”
“yeah, he’s really derpy.”
adjective
accident pr-ne; perhaps so much so that it makes one look foolish
i’ve been feeling pretty derpy today. everything i touch seems to fall apart, and i cannot seem to do anything right.
clumsy or uncoordinated; pr-ne to cause accidents likely due to some, often humourous, mental lapse.
ugh, i feel so derpy today. i just filled the coffee maker with pencil shavings and tried to write something down with a coffee bean.
not “all there in the head”; possibly lacking intelligence or common sense. the wall-eyed background character in “my little pony: friendship is magic”, derpy hooves, is named after this.
hey, look at that guy sticking his aluminum foil-wrapped d-ck into an electrical outlet. that’s derpy if i’ve ever seen it.
derpy is best pony.
a disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous “derp” actions.
“man, i think micheal has derpies.”
“i know a few people who certainly have derpies.”
(noun) 1. the unfortunate condition of permanent ugliness whose contorted nature is often misconstrued with the common phenomena of “herp-derping”
2. a t-tle for someone who is often seen “herp-derping,” whether in photographs or in real life
3. a good way to troll, or fool, others into admitting to embarr-ssing and most likely untrue diseases
1. jake: “dude, what’s up with todd’s face?”
john: “i don’t know man, he looks like he’s herp-derping.”
todd: “herrrrrrrrp, i have derpies.”
2. sam: “you ever notice how todd is always derping in pictures?”
chris: “yeah, it’s weird, i wonder if he has derpies.”
todd: “herrrrrrrp, i have derpies.”
sam: “you don’t say….”
3. troll: “herp, i have derpies.”
victim: “oh yeah? well, derp, i have herpies.”
crowd: “booh!” “get off the stage!”
victim: “fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu…!”
a highly contagious disease originating from john lane.
this disease is spread through acts of sheer stupidity, and there is no known cure.
dammit, john touched me funny style and now i have da derpies
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