Derrick

complete douchebag to people. derrick needs to shut his mouth when told to, because sometimes derrick likes to talk about having b-tts-x with men.
“i wish that guy would just shut up”

“yeah i know, a total derrick.”
a cool, s-xy dark caramel black guy with a giant p-n-s and who loves to be loved. a calm, but crazy guy if you make him. the only thing that isnt cool about him is he likes to mess with alot of girls, but he’s a mack daddy. all the girls loves him and his p-n-s.
that one guy derrick is f-cking s-xy and he has a huuugggeee p-n-s
a funny yet understanding guy. always has a way of keeping you entertained when you’re down. he’s the kind of guy you can trust to keep secrets and know he’ll always be there for you. derrick cares about his friends even new friends (never wants to see a frown in his group of friends). charming and handsome. tall and slim. he keeps fit and healthy. never the kind of guy who judges girls. he’d probably go for girls with brown/black hair and a opposite personality than him (which is okay cause he’s open for any type of person).
derrick you’re the perfect example of what a sad stressed girl has been looking for.

when derrick sees a sad girl he’ll do what ever he can to help her out.

king of s-x, man..
a proficient conversationalist. netflix junkie. invents new, convenient words to use in everyday conversation. conversations seem to just roll off the tongue with minimal effort around him. he antic-p-tes story time and is sure to put a smile on your face. he’s outgoing and more than easy to befriend because of his charming wit and his knack for playing tag in a fun abnormal manner all the while making popcorn.
who’s that newb coming in here playing tag and pulling strings like he owns the place? -well…that’s derrick for ya!
a human being that shows no pitty. a step below chuck norris, but what he lacks in this he makes up in being a complete and total d-ck. his infamous tales of d-cking people over have made this once normal name now into a verb.
dude… you just got derricked.

i cant believe you got f-cked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.
meaning intellectual, or very bright.
also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or s-xually ready for intercourse. when s-m-n flows to the p-n-s. when the p-n-s becomes excited and gets hard and “stands up”, for the s-xual pleasure of a female, or another male.
felmale: “hunny, did you derrick yet?”
male: “wait, i just got it, let’s go!”
a real man who knows how to treat a woman with respect. one who is loving and caring and thinks only of others not himself. one who is soo funny he makes u want to p-ss your pants! a man who plans for the future. a real man.
girl#1: i swear i feel like he’s the perfect guy!
girl#2: i think you found yourself a derrick
der-rick: a derrick is commonly found in bars, clubs, and strip joints. usually successful, awesome and great with the ladies. in most cases, they are great at beer pong. can also be referred to as a “pimp” or “mackdaddy”.
“that derrick is such a bar fly! good thing he’s got alotta money for beer.”

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