Desert Cricket
a term for loud rude gas station clerks who b-tch about stupid sh-t. typically wear a turban and makes good arabic folks look bad! similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not african.
f-cking desert cricket didn’t know what copenhagen mint was! and tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! f-ckin desert cricket!
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