desert ridge


desert ridge is a middle school in albuquerque where you’re really cool if you’re addicted to drugs and cuss constantly. all the girls there are literal sl-ts and will do anything to get a guy’s attention. the closest word to describe desert ridge would be thirsty!
tanner: hey look at katie! i bet she lost her virginity last night at that 7th grade party!

chris: guess who took it(;

tanner: no way bro nice!!! you’re so cool that you lost your virginity at 12! lets go tell everyone at desert ridge!

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