Desert Spike
the term for -n-l s-x that takes place in a r-ct-m without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the -n-l opening. rarely a pleasurable experience.
salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. she couldn’t sit for weeks.
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