Desk fat
a raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker p-sses by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes s-x. given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
lehmo was seated next to the veronicas on this evening’s edition of the project, and given they project their s-xuality in such an overt manner, lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
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