Desk Hermit


someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. usually male.
oh great there’s a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. taking my god d-mn sp-ce. i’ve got no elbow room anymore… arrggghhhh. god d-mn you desk hermit!

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