desk nut
the act of nutting at your desk during work or school. similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (is possible).
rob: ‘jimmy.
rob: ‘when’s the last time you had a desk pop? ‘
jimmy: ‘september 08.’
rob: ‘be a man! do it now! buss one off’
*nut is busted at desk*
jimmy: ‘he actually did it!’
rob: ‘absolute madman!’
thus he has committed a desk nut
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