desk pants
smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? i totally sh-t myself.
bro- you smell.
yeah don’t worry about it. i have some desk pants.
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