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Deskerations

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  the residue of spilled coffee stains and stationary debris etc that acc-malates on your desk over time. i spent all morning cleaning up deskplaque so i could work in a sterile environment.

• hempes

  the misfortunate state of having both herpes and hemorrhoids; describing someone who is really really nasty. “front to back that b-tch was nothin but hempes”

• Sloany G

  a term given to an alcoholic drink which consists of half a pint of cider, half a pint of lager, topped up with a shot of blackcurrant cordial and 2 or more shots of gin. an evoltion of a snakebite. i had 10 sloany g’s last night, man i was twisted

• slobititus

  means:- bein a redneck slob caught by standing near hillbillies to long or seeing britney spears with her boi too long on the television. britney spears, hill billies, rednecks

• smashtress

  a spare bed used mainly to perform s-x acts on. jeff: hey terry, can i take nicole up to your room and smash real quick? terry: naw bro, go to the guest room and bang on the smashtress.

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